Controversy Erupts!

***A disclaimer before you (being one of the two ppl who read this blog) peruse through this entry. This is going to come off as a very sexist and chauvinistic blog entry. It is not meant to be either of these two things, but circumstances merit for the truthful telling of all races, sexes, and species of GDIs.***

Ok, now to the truly offensive stuff...
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Women are GDIs. In this situation, they are not necessarily God Damned Independents, but they are GDIs. It's sort of like when you call a miserable female a whore. She's not really a prostitute, but she's done things that merit her deserving the classification. Get it now? Women are GDIs. I will explain.

Women complain. More often than not, they complain about men. Lesbians seem to hate men most, so you may wonder why I'm not saying that lesbians are GDIs. Well, they get a free pass because hot lesbians are hot. I digress, though.

Women complain about men in much the same way that GDIs complain about frat dudes. They blame them for many of their problems in much the same way that GDIs blame frats for their loser status. GDIs, you see, are miserable because their social lives (upon personal reflection) suck. Instead of going out and meeting new ppl, they stay in their dorms, having "Sex in the City" marathons with their gossip-buddy girlie friends as well as their fellow GDI pathetic losers. (*Note- None of the hot babes are at these "Sex in the City" marathons. They prefer to watch them during the week instead of doing homework. On the weekends, they're most likely canoodling with some primo BRAHchiasauruses at a fraternal function).

***To be continued***